Cords and Fleece

What could possibly make Disneyland any better? Well, let me tell you. Here’s my Top Ten List of Disneyland Suggested Improvements. 1. Knock $5 off of... well, everything. We all know Disneyland is expensive, but does a cheap Mexican dinner for two adults and two children have to cost $42? On second thought, knock $10 off. 2. Moving sidewalks with chairs. 3. Free strollers. Disneyland rents very nice jogging-style strollers. But the key word is “rent”. While they look nice, I’m not about to fork over $10 for one. 4. Fast-pass options for restaurants and cafeterias. 5. All-you-can-drink caffeinated beverages. 6. QUIET FLUSH TOILETS! My daughter was traumatized by the loud, automatic toilets. Not only did she shield her ears from the noise, but while sitting on one, she was in constant fear that it would flush. It's a miracle I got her to use the toilets at all. She’s been potty-trained for less than a year. Give her a break, please! 7. Napping “capsules” like they have in Japan....

Last week we took the family to Disneyland. Here are some quotes from the trip. (I thought it would be more fun if I didn't tell you who said what.) “I wasn’t scared at all. I was just protecting myself.” “Far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far...” This was said in a self-hypnotized state for about 10 miles on the way to Disneyland. “I don’t like the loud toilets.” “Where are my birth control pills?!” “Oh...my. There’s a shrimp in my shoe.” “You forgot to get me some cotton candy.” “I don’t want to go home. I want to stay in the hotel!” “I’m sorry. You cannot order the child’s Ice Cream Sunday.” “Slow down--this car tips over easily!” “Do you need some help?” 

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