Disneyland Bites

>> Thursday, May 10, 2007

Last week we took the family to Disneyland. Here are some quotes from the trip. (I thought it would be more fun if I didn't tell you who said what.)

“I wasn’t scared at all. I was just protecting myself.”

“Far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far...”
This was said in a self-hypnotized state for about 10 miles on the way to Disneyland.

“I don’t like the loud toilets.”

“Where are my birth control pills?!”

“Oh...my. There’s a shrimp in my shoe.”

“You forgot to get me some cotton candy.”

“I don’t want to go home. I want to stay in the hotel!”

“I’m sorry. You cannot order the child’s Ice Cream Sunday.”

“Slow down--this car tips over easily!”

“Do you need some help?”

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