Dearest Elizabeth, I was wrong. Kindergarten sucks. I know. You probably find that surprising, seeing as how I promoted it so heavily for the last few years. But sometimes parents make mistakes. And I have made a big, big mistake. What’s so bad about kindergarten? Well, to tell you the truth, I’m not sure exactly. There are certain things I would change, that’s for sure. For instance, I don’t like that you are one small student in a group of twenty with only one teacher. At preschool, you had four teachers. I guess I’ve become spoiled. I also don’t like that your classroom is in a trailer (so common here in California) and not part of an actual building. In my day (...er, I mean in Virginia ), every classroom was in a building... with rooms... and bathrooms. Imagine that. Your building seems more like an afterthought. But again, that’s common here in CA. I don’t like that no one watches what you eat during lunch. Sometimes I open your Spider Man lunch box and see you’ve barely eaten