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What's Worse?

In the shower this morning, I noticed this humongous bruise on my leg. So I ask you, what's worse? A. That this bruise is some sort of age-related, burst-vein thingy? or B. That I received a significant blow to the lower knee that I don't even remember? Well, in a situation like this, I think "clumsy and stupid" trumps "aging with vascular issues." So I pick number B. I mean letter B. (Silly me -- I'm just so stupid and clumsy!)

The Gray in the Mirror

I've got a nice little headache brewing this morning. Perhaps that's because I looked in the mirror and there's no doubt about it: I'm aging. I've done pretty good, so far, with the Aging Thing. By "pretty good" I mean I weigh about what I did in college, I don't own a single pair of " mom jeans ", and my hair is still longish. These are, to me, age-indicators and I've done my best to meet these standards -- at times surpassing them by wearing juvenile baseball jerseys, Converse knock-offs, and taking wacky dance classes with young college girls. However, the person looking back at me in the mirror shrugs off these attempts at camouflage to reveal a very real, aging woman, and reminds me that there is a difference between youthful and youth . So, while I may be youthful in spirit and activity, I am not young. Later, I caught a glimpse of myself again, this time in the visor mirror in the car, and I think I saw a gray nose hair. Now that ...