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What's Worse?


In the shower this morning, I noticed this humongous bruise on my leg. So I ask you, what's worse?

A. That this bruise is some sort of age-related, burst-vein thingy?

or

B. That I received a significant blow to the lower knee that I don't even remember?

Well, in a situation like this, I think "clumsy and stupid" trumps "aging with vascular issues."

So I pick number B.

I mean letter B.

(Silly me -- I'm just so stupid and clumsy!)
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San Diego Momma said…
See the difference between you and I?

I'd be in the ER complaining of possible leukemia and probable hemophilia.

But I'm sure you're just fine and stupid and clumsy.
:)
March 5, 2009 at 4:06 AM
Dawn said…
Haha. I constantly find bruises on my body that weren't there before. I tend to run into things. Like what, you mean my hips aren't inverted? Well, shit, that explains that bruise.
March 5, 2009 at 5:30 PM
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