Passed Inspection

>> Thursday, October 11, 2007

After searching every Target in a 20 mile radius (and there are so many in San Diego), I finally found some Melissa-approved Hanes “her way” undies. It’s been a long journey, but well worth the trip. They provide good old-fashioned comfort, color, and coverage in a kicky bikini style. (Sorry, but I can not abide the thong.)

I bought this style/brand before, but they must have all shrunk in the wash, because my old ones don’t fit anymore. Strange. I know it has nothing to do with the complete rearrangement of my hip bones and internal organs after surviving two pregnancies. So it must be the wash. However, just to be on the safe side, I went up a size. You know -- to allow for future shrinkage.

This afternoon I went to the bathroom happily sporting my new undies. When I looked down, I saw on my, er -- love box -- a small, white inspection sticker with the No. 14 on it. This isn’t the first time I’ve discovered the little sticker down there. It also happened with the last batch I bought.

Well. It’s good to know I keep passing inspection!

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